All Quiet on the Western Front
SITREP 10JUN23 1235HRS SHENANDOAH VALLEY VIRGINIA //LAST 24 HRS SINCE TRUMP ESPIONAGE INDICTMENT UNSEALED, ONLY 1 MAGAT HOSTILE OBSERVED. MAGA FLAG UNFURLED ON HIGH SPEED PASS IN COMPACT SUV. FREQUENT TRUCK AND TRAILER MOVEMENTS OF ROUND BALES BY LOCAL FARMERS. END OF 1ST CUTTING. //